The Ultimate Celebrity Excel Review: Everything You Need to Know
Reviewer: Griff (Travel Content Creator)
Sailing Duration: 5 nights aboard Celebrity Excel
Review Status: Not sponsored | No brand approval | Honest, unbiased opinions
Overview: A comprehensive, honest review of Celebrity Cruises' newest and most hyped luxury ship, covering everything from hidden speakeasies and chef's table dinners to the controversial bed situation and premium cabana experiences.
Table of Contents
- First Impressions & Standout Spaces
- Food, Drinks & Hidden Gems
- Entertainment & Unique Experiences
- Staterooms & The Bed Situation
- Premium Upgrades & The Retreat
- Surprises, Pricing & Final Verdict
Chapter 1: First Impressions & Standout Spaces
The Bazaar - An Interactive Atrium Like No Other
What Makes It Special:
- Not your typical ship atrium
- Functions as an upscale floating plaza
- Transforms throughout the day and based on port location
Daytime Experience:
- Laid-back hangout spot
- Relaxed atmosphere
Nighttime Transformation:
- LED paneled arches
- Live music performances
- Port-specific cultural themes
Cultural Immersion Examples:
Bahamas Theme:
- Glowing blues and teals
- Ocean wave projections
- Caribbean-style music
- Mini festival atmosphere
Cozumel, Mexico Theme:
- Day of the Dead inspired artwork
- Skull displays
- Vibrant floral installations
- Mexican market aesthetics
Reviewer's Take:
"It's such a cool way to blend design, culture, and tech. I wish more ships did this."
Mosaic - The New Elevated Dining Experience
Background:
- Replaced Celebrity's previous "Eden" concept
- Elevated dining with immersive atmosphere
- Location: Directly below the Bazaar
Note: Full dining experience details covered in Chapter 2 (Food & Drinks section)
The Secret Speakeasy - A Hidden Gem
One of the Ship's Best-Kept Secrets:
How to Access:
- Visit the photo booth at the club
- Take your picture
- Receive three Polaroids
- Gain unlocked access to hidden bar
The Experience:
- Tucked away behind the club
- Prohibition-era 1920s theme
- Intimate atmosphere
- Specialty cocktails
- Dramatic lighting
Critical Information:
⚠️ Important Note on Drinks: Most expensive cocktails are designed for TWO people - don't panic at the prices!
⚠️ Dress Code: Men MUST wear pants - no shorts allowed. Multiple guests were turned away for wearing shorts.
Reviewer's Take:
"From the cocktails to the lighting, this place is an absolute vibe."
Chapter 2: Food, Drinks & Hidden Gems
Rooftop Garden - Bora Brunch Experience
Setting:
- Lush space filled with greenery
- Natural light floods the space
- Authentic rooftop garden atmosphere
Open-Faced Kitchen:
- Watch chefs work in real-time
- Interactive dining experience
Menu Highlights (Mediterranean-Inspired):
Lighter Options:
- Lamb kofta
- Avocado toast
- Fig and goat cheese toast
Heartier Options:
- Fried chicken and waffles
- Filet mignon
- And much more
Atmosphere:
- Acoustic live music during brunch
- Beautiful scenery
- Relaxed, upscale vibe
Special Feature: Make Your Own Bloody Mary Bar
- Perfect for sea days
- Amazing ocean views
- Customizable drinks
Reviewer's Take:
"Brunch at Borough was absolutely incredible."
Dinner on the Edge - The Magic Carpet Experience
The Concept: Famous dining experience on the movable "Magic Carpet" platform
The Good:
- Sunset views over the Caribbean
- Dining suspended above the water
- Unforgettable visual experience
The Reality Check:
- Slightly overrated for the price (reviewer's opinion)
- In Caribbean sailings, Magic Carpet doesn't move during dinner
- Loses some novelty factor
Where It Would Shine:
- Alaska sailings (dramatic scenery)
- Mediterranean routes (varied coastal views)
- Destinations with "wow factor" landscapes
Verdict: Worth trying at least once, but manage expectations for Caribbean routes.
Le Voyage by Chef Daniel Boulud - Total Standout
The Experience:
- Signature restaurant by Michelin-star chef Daniel Boulud
- Feels like a "celebrity experience" from the moment you enter
Must-Try Dish: Steak au Poivre (Peppercorn Steak)
- Same recipe from viral YouTube video (5+ million views)
- Reviewer had filet version (video shows Tomahawk)
- Perfectly cooked
- Peppery, buttery, top-tier quality
Best For:
- Special celebrations
- Anniversaries or milestones
- Food enthusiasts
Pro Tip: Brush up on your French pronunciation (steak au poivre can be tricky!)
Main Dining Rooms - All Four Tested
Dining Rooms Reviewed:
- Tuscan
- Cosmopolitan
- Normandy
- Cyprus
Reviewer's Assessment:
"Apart from NCL flagship, Celebrity is one of the only cruise lines I've been on where I can confidently say you don't need to upgrade to specialty dining to enjoy amazing food."
Key Takeaway:
- Included dining is genuinely impressive
- Luxury quality without paying extra
- Specialty dining is still a treat when you do upgrade
Chef's Table at Mosaic - The 10-Course Journey
The Experience: 10-course tasting menu taking guests around the world
Course Highlights:
Japan:
- Sea urchin
- Scallops
Spain:
- Ibérico pork
Premium Feature:
- Wagyu beef course (not spoiling all 10!)
Special Touch:
- Live musical performance during dinner
- Performed right at the table
- Unexpected and delightful
Value Assessment: "Money well spent" - This is a dinner experience you remember for years.
Reviewer's Plans: Bringing wife Alyssa on future hosted voyage (Summer '27) specifically for this experience.
Note: There was an awkward gift box situation (details in Chapter 6 - Surprises section)
Cocktail Culture & Bar Scene
Next-Level Cocktail Program:
Reviewer's Go-To Drinks:
- Veuve Clicquot champagne
- Old Fashioneds from World-Class Bar
Must-Visit Bars:
- Mosaic - Elevated cocktail experience
- The Bazaar - Extensive cocktail menu (needs more exploration)
- World-Class Bar - Premium craft cocktails
- Martini Bar - Iconic Celebrity experience
Limitation Note: Only 5 nights aboard, so full cocktail menu exploration wasn't possible. Reviewer notes "my liver has limits."
Chapter 3: Entertainment & Unique Experiences
What Makes Celebrity Different
Not Just Theater Shows:
- Mix of immersive experiences
- Interactive events
- Fun happenings throughout the ship
- Traditional theater also available
Themed Events & Parties
The Cowboy Party (unofficial name)
Features:
- Line dancing
- Country music
- Themed cocktails
- Packed dance floor
- High-energy atmosphere
Reviewer's Take:
"Honestly one of the most fun-themed events I've seen in a while."
Live Shows at The Bazaar
Unique Concept: The Bazaar transforms into a live performance zone
Performance Variety: Shows change based on port destination
Examples from This Cruise:
- Caribbean-themed show (daytime)
- Latin-themed show (nighttime)
Integration: Entertainment matches the cultural themes displayed in the space's LED installations.
Main Theater Broadway-Style Shows
Reviewer's Disclosure: This isn't his personal preference - he's usually at the Martini Bar or World-Class Bar socializing
However: Friends who attended theater shows "absolutely loved them"
What's Offered:
- Broadway-style performances
- Live vocals
- Structured entertainment
Request to Viewers: Reviewer asks audience to comment their experiences with the theater shows to help future cruisers.
Shine Night (or Outshine Night)
The Concept:
- Guests wear shiny, sequined apparel
- Pool deck party atmosphere
Entertainment:
- Dancers
- Singers
- Acrobats
- Live DJ
- High-energy performances
Reviewer's Note: You really can't miss this event.
Overall Entertainment Vibe
The Approach:
- Spontaneous entertainment at Bazaar
- Parties with cultural themes
- Live music throughout the ship
- High vibes without feeling forced
Perfect For: People who prefer organic, social entertainment over structured shows.
Chapter 4: Staterooms & The Controversial Bed Situation
Solo Infinite Veranda Cabin Review
Overall Assessment: Great room with one major flaw
The Positives:
✅ Cleanliness: Spotless and well-maintained
✅ Spaciousness: Generous room size for solo cabin
✅ Bathroom: Surprisingly large (exceeded expectations)
✅ Infinite Balcony Design:
- Open-air vibe at the push of a button
- Modern technology integration
- Seamless indoor/outdoor transition
✅ Blackout Curtains:
- "Super clutch" feature
- Actually works (unlike many cruise lines)
- Effective sleep environment
The Negatives:
❌ Storage: Minimal storage space, especially for solo cabin
- Not a dealbreaker
- Worth noting if you like to fully unpack
THE BED SITUATION - The Major Issue
⚠️ CRITICAL REVIEW POINT ⚠️
Reviewer's Strong Opinion:
"I don't say this lightly - it might be the worst bed in the cruise industry."
Specific Complaints:
- Rock firm mattress
- "Cheap hotel vibes"
- Extremely hard sleeping surface
Widespread Issue:
"I genuinely struggled to find anyone on the ship who wasn't complaining about the beds."
Exception: The Retreat class reportedly has different (better) beds
SOLUTION: Request mattress toppers in advance - ask for one or two before your cruise
Call to Action: Reviewer asks viewers who experienced the bad beds to comment and warn future cruisers.
Cabin Layout & Views
Despite the bed issue:
- Layout works well
- Infinite veranda provides excellent views
- Overall vibe is positive
- "Solid choice" for the cabin type
Chapter 5: Premium Upgrades & The Retreat
The Retreat - Ship Within a Ship Concept
Still Iconic: One of the best ship-within-a-ship concepts at sea
Exclusive Amenities:
Private Pool Area:
- Secluded from main ship
- Tons of loungers available
- Comfortable daybeds
Design Aesthetic:
- Modern, clean lines
- Resort-like atmosphere
- Signature calm energy
- Doesn't feel like a cruise ship
Updates: Not much new (if it ain't broke, don't fix it)
New Addition: Unique sculpture installation that changes appearance based on viewing position
Premium Cabana Rental Experience
The Poolest Day Ever Event:
Cost: $500 per cabana
- Includes lunch
- ⚠️ Champagne NO LONGER INCLUDED (previously was)
The Cabana:
- Beautiful design
- Well-placed location
- Good home base for belongings
- Shade and privacy
Service Issues (Honest Feedback):
❌ Service Could Be Better:
- Had to flag staff for cold water
- Had to request snacks
- Inconsistent attention
Actual Complaint Filed: On second cabana day, reviewer's friend filed formal complaint due to lack of service attention.
Verdict: Worth it for major events like Poolest Day Ever - you're paying for:
- Dedicated space
- Shade
- Central location
- Home base during busy events
The Poolest Day Ever - Highlight Event
Might Be One of the Best Pool Parties Ever on a Cruise:
Activities:
- Crew vs. Cruiser volleyball (popular across Celebrity fleet)
- Song and dance skits by the pool
- Synchronized swimming games with guests (hilarious)
- Raft competition (entire deck laughing)
Atmosphere:
- Lounge music mixed with live performances
- Lighthearted beach club vibe
- High energy throughout
- Sustained excitement
Recommendation:
"Grab a drink, find a chair, and just post up. This event alone made the trip feel worth it."
Chapter 6: Surprises, Pricing & Final Verdict
The Awkward Chef's Table Gift Box Incident
What Happened:
During Mosaic Chef's Table Dinner:
- Reviewer was the only guest at table to receive special Mosaic gift box
- Didn't realize this was unusual
- Brought it up thinking everyone else had one
- Spoiler: They didn't
The Awkwardness:
- Instant shift from "cool surprise" to uncomfortable moment
- Other guests wondering why they didn't receive boxes
- Eventually everyone got their boxes (timing unclear)
The Late-Night Visit:
- Celebrity staff knocked on door at 11:30 PM
- Cruise winding down, nearly midnight
- Reviewer already in pajamas and bed
- Delivered another gift box
Impact Assessment:
- Did it ruin the trip? No
- Was it awkward? Yes
- Felt disorganized
- Detracted from premium, curated experience
Feedback: "What was supposed to be this premium curated experience ended up being kind of weird. Hopefully they smooth that out in the future."
Pricing Breakdown (At Time of Video)
7-Night Sailings on Excel: $3,000 - $4,000 (base range)
What's Included in Base Price:
- Balcony cabin
- Main dining room meals
- Standard entertainment
Additional Costs Add Up Fast:
- Specialty dining experiences
- Drink packages or individual cocktails
- Shore excursions
- Premium upgrades (Retreat, cabanas, etc.)
The Retreat:
- Offers incredible value
- Comes at steep price premium
- Must factor into total budget
Cruising Smart:
"If you're cruising smart and planning ahead, you can absolutely get your money's worth."
Is Celebrity Excel Worth the Hype?
The Resounding Answer: YES
But Know What You're Paying For:
Celebrity isn't trying to be:
- The most affordable cruise line
- Budget-friendly option
- All-inclusive value leader
Celebrity IS chasing:
- Premium design excellence
- Culinary excellence
- Destination-rich vibes
Where They're Crushing It:
- ✅ Design and aesthetics
- ✅ Food quality and variety
- ✅ Innovative spaces (Bazaar, Mosaic, Boar Brunch)
- ✅ Cultural immersion programming
- ✅ Cocktail culture
- ✅ Destination integration
Where Expectations Need Managing:
- ❌ Soft, comfortable beds (major issue)
- ❌ Budget-friendly drinks (premium pricing)
- ❌ Constant premium service in all areas (cabana service inconsistent)
Final Thoughts & Must-Know Tips
The Standouts:
✅ Fresh, Creative Spaces:
- Bazaar, Mosaic, and Boar Brunch = "some of the freshest, most creative spaces I've ever seen on a cruise ship"
- Elevated experiences that change by destination
✅ Cocktails & Dining:
- Next level quality
- Don't NEED specialty dining (main dining is excellent)
- BUT if you splurge on Le Voyage or Chef's Table at Mosaic, "you'll be super glad you did"
The Issues:
❌ The Beds:
- "Hard pass" unless staying in The Retreat
- Action item: Request mattress toppers IN ADVANCE
Practical Tips:
For Solo Travelers:
- Limited storage space
- Pack light or get creative with organization
For Entertainment:
- If theater shows aren't your thing, World-Class Bar, Rooftop Garden, and themed parties provide plenty of entertainment
- Cowboy Night and Shine Night are can't-miss events
Who Is This Ship Best For?
Perfect For:
- Food and cocktail enthusiasts
- Travelers who value design and aesthetics
- People seeking cultural immersion
- Those who prefer social, organic entertainment over structured shows
- Couples celebrating special occasions
- Adults seeking upscale atmosphere
Less Ideal For:
- Budget-conscious cruisers
- Those seeking ultra-plush bedding (unless booking Retreat)
- Families with young children (ship skews adult)
- People who need constant hands-on service
What Reviewer Would Do Differently
For Next Time:
- Request multiple mattress toppers immediately at booking
- Book Le Voyage and Chef's Table (favorites worth repeating)
- Spend more time exploring cocktail menus at Bazaar
- Book cabana earlier in cruise, not just for Poolest Day
- Set clearer expectations about gift boxes to avoid awkwardness
Special Opportunities
Hosted Voyage Invitation
Summer 2027: Europe on Celebrity Excel
Host: Griff and wife Alyssa Ship: Celebrity Excel Destination: Europe Trip Type: Curated Retreat
Already Planned:
- Chef's Table at Mosaic experience
- Hosted activities and meet-ups
How to Join: Contact Rose at Riley Travel Group
- Email: rose@rileytravelgroup.com
Invitation:
"You are invited if you're a fan of the channel. I would love nothing more for you to join us."
Related Content
Behind-the-Scenes Bonus Story: Premium Cruise Line Showdown - didn't make this main video
The Premise:
- Wife Alyssa sailed Star Princess (Carnival's premium line)
- Griff sailed Celebrity Excel (Royal Caribbean's premium line)
- Same time period
- Head-to-head comparison
- Which premium experience is best?
"Trust me, you will want to see the differences."
Summary Scorecard
What Absolutely Delivered ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bazaar's immersive cultural experiences
- Rooftop Garden Boar Brunch
- Chef's Table 10-course dinner at Mosaic
- Le Voyage by Chef Daniel Boulud
- Secret Speakeasy atmosphere
- Poolest Day Ever event
- Cocktail culture and bar quality
- Main dining room quality
- Infinite veranda cabin design
- The Retreat experience
What Needs Improvement ⚠️
- THE BEDS (worst in industry)
- Cabana service consistency
- Gift box experience coordination
- Solo cabin storage space
Worth the Extra Money 💰
- Chef's Table at Mosaic
- Le Voyage specialty restaurant
- Retreat accommodations (if in budget)
- Cabanas for major events
- Premium cocktails
Can Skip or Save Money On 💡
- Dinner on the Edge (slightly overrated for Caribbean routes)
- Specialty dining if budget is tight (main dining is excellent)
- Cabanas outside major events
Reviewer's Final Statement
"Celebrity isn't trying to be the most affordable cruise line. They're chasing premium design, culinary excellence, and destination-rich vibes. And in those categories, they are crushing it."
Bottom Line: If you're seeking elevated cruise experience with innovative design, exceptional food, and cultural immersion - and you're willing to pay for it (plus bring your own mattress topper) - Celebrity Excel delivers on the hype.